What’s essentially the most stunning invoice you’ve got ever received within the put up? Personally, I am nonetheless financially recovering from winter 2022, when a dalliance with an electrical heater landed a fats £300 bill on my doorstep. I write about videogames and subsist on coal soup, and there was Octopus Vitality sending me a invoice it presumably supposed for Jeff Bezos.
May very well be worse, although. I may very well be the man at Google who needed to open its $2.5 decillion advantageous from the Russian authorities (by way of The Moscow Instances). Sure, that is decillion, which is a one adopted by 33 zeroes. Which means Russia needs Google to pay it $2,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. The quantity in rubles is much more absurd: ₽2 undecillion, or two adopted by 36 zeroes.
For reference, the World Financial institution estimates the sum whole of world GDP final yr at $105,000,000,000,000—or 100 and 5 trillion {dollars}. In 2017 (some time again, however not to date again that the numbers will probably be radically totally different immediately), MarketWatch generously valued the sum whole of something you can conceivably name ‘cash on Earth’—together with cryptocurrencies, above-ground gold provide, and funds invested in monetary merchandise—at a number of quadrillions.
For those who take out all of the stuff that is not truly cash (so all of the crypto, gold, and monetary nonsense) that turns into a paltry $90.4 trillion. No matter which estimate you go together with, $2.5 decillion is many orders of magnitude larger. Nearly incomprehensibly massive. In different phrases, Russia needs extra money from Google than truly exists on Earth.
In the meantime, Google made $307 billion in income final yr. If it tried to pay the advantageous utilizing all that cash—one thing it very a lot couldn’t do even when it needed to—it might be a bit like making an attempt to repay your mortgage with a dime and two cents.
You might marvel how Google got here to owe this ungodly sum to the Russian state. Per RBC it is as a result of, erm, YouTube blocked some Russian channels. In 2020, pro-Kremlin media channels Tsargrad and RIA FAN (a part of the Patriot Media Group previously headed by Yevgeny Prigozhin, a stalwart Putin ally earlier than he tried to launch a coup final yr and subsequently exploded in mid-air) received lawsuits towards Google after the latter blocked their YouTube channels. The punishment? Each day penalties of ₽100,000, which doubled every week.
Like grains of wheat on a chessboard, the fines quickly hit such phenomenal ranges of exponential progress that it grew to become unimaginable for any entity on Earth—and even each entity on Earth all collectively—to pay the overall off. Fortuitously for Google, I feel it by no means had any intention of doing so anyway. The corporate ceased promoting in Russia after it invaded Ukraine in 2022, whereas its Russian subsidiary was declared formally bankrupt final yr. If Google ever needs to do enterprise in Russia once more, I believe the company and the Russian authorities must discover some type of accord to comb the advantageous beneath the rug. Both that, or Sundar Pichai wants to start out checking beneath the sofa cushions.
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