This would possibly look like a tiny, insignificant element, and within the grand scheme of gameplay, it’s. However I’ve issues in regards to the lack of a useful sink, primarily as a result of my pilot’s bed room does have a useful rest room.
Let me clarify. When not actively enjoying a match in Mecha Break, you’ll be able to take management of your pilot and jog across the dropship the sport’s pilots and Strikers name house. In your pilot’s quarters, they’ll recline on their mattress, sit at their desk, fiddle on their PC, or make the most of the varied facilities of their toilet. These facilities embody a fully-functional bathe. When the bathe is activated, a fairly voyeuristic cutscene performs in which you’ll watch your pilot bathe. The pilot is clearly nude, but it surely’s laborious to make out any particulars, because the privateness glass and bathe steam successfully censor any precise nudity.
When interacting with the bathroom, an analogous scene performs out with my pilot sitting on the porcelain throne, nonetheless blurred out by the lavatory’s privateness glass. However I discover this scene much more disturbing than the bathe. In contrast to the bathe scene, the toilet-using cutscene makes it clear that my pilot remains to be absolutely clothed in her skin-tight bodysuit. I’ve inspected the swimsuit carefully, and there are not any zippers or bum-flaps to be discovered, so I can solely assume that my pilot is utilizing the restroom by way of her bodysuit. Except Mecha Break’s pilots have stillsuit expertise, that outfit’s gotta be a strolling septic tank.
Much more alarming is the sink, or fairly, the dearth of a working one. In contrast to the bathe and the bathroom, interacting with the sink will merely trigger it to emerge from or shut up into the wall, Murphy bed-style. Work together with it once more, and it’ll fold outward. However at no level does a cutscene play by which my pilot washes her arms. The sink doesn’t seem to have operating water.
My pilot works very laborious, spending most of her days piloting her Striker-of-choice, Alysnes. Her bodysuit is tight and covers all the pieces aside from her face. It’s gotta get sweaty inside Alysnes’ cockpit, however after an extended day of beating up different Strikers, my pilot can’t even escape her bodysuit to make use of the restroom, and as soon as she’s achieved utilizing the restroom, the one choice for sanitation is a bathe. How are Mecha Break’s pilots presupposed to keep away from spreading sicknesses across the ship after they can’t even wash their arms? Absolutely it is a House OSHA violation.
I’m begging you, Mecha Break devs. For those who’re going to power my poor pilot to poop in a one-piece, skin-tight bodysuit — and make me watch whereas it occurs — at the least give her a working sink to scrub her arms in afterwards.
